Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Ask a human rights person this

Pose this question to any hardcore human rights activist who is against eating of animals.

"If I asked you to eat this chicken, would you?"

Reply, "No"

"Then I asked you to eat this chicken, cause if you don't, I'm going to kill another chicken."

HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA~

Posted by melvin at 10:17 PM

Monday, November 27, 2006

Home

I get the feeling that I haven't blogged for a long time. And that people who keep coming back here(no matter how few they are) are pretty disappointed. Haha. So BHB. So I shall blog about how my work status is :D

I've pretty much gotten into the workings of the office, knowing who's lazy and who's not =D Which reminds me of an incident. When I was arranging by post to mail out magazines to advertisers, I came across 2 darker-than-usual magazines. This means TIMES screwed up with the printing(again). Showing them to the designer, and then my editor(note the order ^_^), the editor then promptly took it away from me.

Later on, he went to speak with the lady boss. And guess what? He said he found those magazines while handling post to send out to advertisers. Huh? Aren't such trivial tasks way below the Managing Editor? Would he be handling such tasks? Isn't that the job of the *dun-dun-dun* Intern? Strange way of gaining credit if you'll ask me. At least lie about something which is more possible lah. Like what Wilmer said,

"*John is stupid one."

Right now, I think so too. Haha.

Another incident:

I wrote an article on condoms, and bought samples of them to sample take photos of for the magazine. After I was done, he took EVERYTHING and said something like,

"My wife will be asking how come I brought home so many."

Wa. You have only 1 dick need so many for what? So cheapskate. If it was expensive, it would be justifiable to bring it home. But such cheap items and you still want to bring home. But the designer took the condoms to scan and left them on the table(purposely to get it away from the Editor). But after the moving of the office equipment, it disappered again. Wonder where it went to. We even discussed if we should poke holes in it before 'reluctantly' giving it back to him. 1 more child wouldn't hurt =D

It's so funny. The Conference Guy once said,

"You will miss John when you leave the company. 10-20 years later after you leave, you will still remember him one. You may forget us one by one, but you will never forget him."

ROFLMAO. So true.

*Names have been changed to protect the identities of the individuals. But if you really want to know, come contact me! =D

Posted by melvin at 10:00 AM

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Pissed off

As I wait for my Bleach episode to load, I shall take some time to bitch blog.

My dad just got a N73. When I used his phone to call my sister, I was shocked to hear that his phone's call level was so loud. Cause compared to my max level, it's like double. What made me even more pissed, was that I noticed this when I first bought my phone, and made some time to go down the Nokia Care Centre at Suntec City to have it checked. This is what happened.

Me: Hi, my phone's speaker is like a bit soft.

Counter girl: Okay, let me have a look.

Me: *hands over phone*

Counter girl: *calls the phone, speaks and listens*

Counter girl: It's like that one.

Me: HUH? My old phone the max volume is double that!

Counter girl: It's like that one.

Me: Okay.

Then when my dad got his phone and I tried it out, I got a rude shock.

IT'S LIKE THAT MY FUCKING HAIRY BALLS AH!

KNN I WAS CHEATED!

Basically the people there are supposed to check out your phone, not tell you stuff like

"It's like that one."

Blame it on my stupidity. But aren't those people paid to like, handle faulty phones? Either she simply has super hearing(that can amplify the slightest bit of noise, resulting in hearing a mosquito flying past would be akin to having a Boeing 747 fly past your window), or simply can't be bothered. This is damn ridiculous. Nokia Care has been generating lots of bad rep, and I hope some action will be taken.

FUCK I'M STILL PISSED.

Back to watching Bleach.

Posted by melvin at 9:55 PM