Sunday, March 26, 2006

With an immense amount of satisfaction, I'd like to say,

"Look to the right."

Got it? No? I've just slashed off iPod(Black/30gb).

*Breaths in deeply*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH~!

Instructions on how to open your iPod

Step 1: Clear an area on the work desk and lay it there
Purpose: To admire the exquisite packaging in shiny plastic


Step 2: Gently remove the plastic wrap
Purpose: To get rid of the reflection that is hurting your eyes while you gaze at the packaging


Step 4: Carefully slide out the box inside
Purpose: To get closer to the iPod


Step 5: Stare at the box
Purpose: Refer to Step 1, only this time it's without plastic and the outer covering


Step 6: Remove the seal at the side and flip it open
Purpose: Expose the iPod inside


Step 7: Lay the top part down on the table
Purpose: See the iPod in person

OOooooo...

Continuation of step 7

Ahhhhh....

Step 8: Pick it up s-l-o-o-o-w-l-y
Purpose: Oxymoronic, don't you want to touch it!?


Step 9: Open the secret compartment
Purpose: To check out what's inside. What, aren't you curious?


Step 10: Take out all cables
Purpose: To be able to plug the damned thing in and get started!


Instructions end here due to owner getting to excited seeing his pod. Haha!


And as of today(26.3.06), Kat is single again.

Speaking of which, the guy who snatched my sister's handphone, you'd better eat more veggies.

CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA DIE OF INTERNAL BLEEDING(ruptured piles) and lie with shit all around you in a public toilet with people watching you.

Posted by melvin at 9:07 PM