Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Haha. It's holidays and what am I doing?

This.

The Tits, Ass and Cuteness test.
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=15912893200295081418

Curvy and Naughty
Raw score: 51% Big Breasts, 45% Big Ass, and 60% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test. Note that you like women overall curvier than average.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos!

The 3 variables tracked:
You scored higher than 61% on tit-size
You scored higher than 47% on ass-size
You scored higher than 48% on cuteness

Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel Laetitia Casta and Actress Angelina Jolie.

My conclusion: I do agree to a certian extent. About the celebrities part. Haha. But I really don't fancy skinny girls maybe that's why.

Would You Have Been a Nazi test
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17675020579094199926

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic

Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.

The 3 variables tracked:
You scored higher than 12% on brainwashworthy
You scored higher than 72% on antitolerant
You scored higher than 63% on patriotic

My conclusion: Oh well. Guess I'd be a Nazi. HAHA.

Posted by melvin at 3:05 PM