Monday, March 27, 2006

For the record, today is the earliest I've woken up this year which currently is at 6-freaking-30am. And for what? To report for work which involves some really really eye-straining and mind dulling admin work. For what? For the one thing that rules us all, MONEY. Haha.

Just kidding.

I'm just trying to recover from my loss(see previous post).

Posted by melvin at 8:31 PM

Sunday, March 26, 2006

With an immense amount of satisfaction, I'd like to say,

"Look to the right."

Got it? No? I've just slashed off iPod(Black/30gb).

*Breaths in deeply*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH~!

Instructions on how to open your iPod

Step 1: Clear an area on the work desk and lay it there
Purpose: To admire the exquisite packaging in shiny plastic

Step 2: Gently remove the plastic wrap
Purpose: To get rid of the reflection that is hurting your eyes while you gaze at the packaging

Step 4: Carefully slide out the box inside
Purpose: To get closer to the iPod

Step 5: Stare at the box
Purpose: Refer to Step 1, only this time it's without plastic and the outer covering

Step 6: Remove the seal at the side and flip it open
Purpose: Expose the iPod inside

Step 7: Lay the top part down on the table
Purpose: See the iPod in person

OOooooo...

Continuation of step 7

Ahhhhh....

Step 8: Pick it up s-l-o-o-o-w-l-y
Purpose: Oxymoronic, don't you want to touch it!?

Step 9: Open the secret compartment
Purpose: To check out what's inside. What, aren't you curious?

Step 10: Take out all cables
Purpose: To be able to plug the damned thing in and get started!

Instructions end here due to owner getting to excited seeing his pod. Haha!

And as of today(26.3.06), Kat is single again.

Speaking of which, the guy who snatched my sister's handphone, you'd better eat more veggies.

CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA DIE OF INTERNAL BLEEDING(ruptured piles) and lie with shit all around you in a public toilet with people watching you.

Posted by melvin at 9:07 PM

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Results out 2 days ago. Glad to say I passed all and won't be seeing any juniors for class haha. Which leaves the next most important thing, getting myself a high paying job.

It's a big ad.
Very big ad.
It's a big ad we're in.
It's a big ad.
My God it's big!
Can't believe how big it is!
It's a big ad!
For Carlton Draught!
It's just so freak...ing HUGE!
It's a big ad!
Expensive ad!
This ad better sell some blooooooody beer!

Posted by melvin at 10:06 AM

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Posted by melvin at 4:36 PM

Friday, March 17, 2006

Yay, finally got that irritating black box fixed by Leonard(wahahha... I guess it does pay to study IT).

Took some pics while going to Stella's house. And amazingly, the curse was broken this time.

I wasn't sick when I stepped through her door. Hahahha.

Pastamania. Which is pretty maniac since like the creamy dishes are REALLY creamy.

Kat eat-ing

Yvonne pos-ing

Meixi siam-ing

Linus erm.. dao-ing?

Alwyn show-ing

Shared food with Alwyn

Cooks at work

NOTE: Due to Prisc's reluctance to take pics, I shall not show those that I have taken for even I think those cannot make it. HAHA.

Ever seen a dog in a retro dress?

I am Jay. Haha!

Me and the Mahjong.

Me and Yvonne

Mahjong.

KK, teach me to play better mahjong! Hahahah.

Posted by melvin at 9:16 PM

Monday, March 13, 2006

http://charchen.blogspot.com/2006/03/extreme-makeover.html

Is it just me, or are make overs getting more and more popular?

Posted by melvin at 11:25 PM

Finally done with IT Show 2006. Had a fun time attending to some customers, others not so, some others are simply a waste of our precious Goddamn oxygen.

Customer: Can you give me the best price?

Me: This IS the best price.

Customer: *smiles, laughs and asks again*

Which part of "This IS the best price" do you not understand? Do we have to like re-educate you on the basics of logic? Would you open a shop, and sell stuff(let's say, iPods) at lower than cost price? If you do, please don't call me to be your business partner, but I'll be more than happy to be your customer. Really. =D

Another thing at really irritates is that we are merely part time staff.

"No, we can't lower prices more."

"No, we can't go any lower."

"No, we can't give any more free gifts."

"No, when you pay by installments we cannot give more free gifts."

Basically, whatever you say(margin very narrow, no more commission, price already very low, etc) doesn't mean fuck to some people. They just keep asking for 'the best price', the 'what can you throw in for me', 'the other side offerring better deal leh', the 'cheaper a bit la' and the worst, 'cheaper a bit and give me more free gift'. SOME people only. I don't want no ~~idiot~~ people spamming my tagboard going on about how I don't know how to do business and shit.

As if that's not enough, there's more!(Wa, like free gift right?) Contending with this people, the fact that people are stealing other people's commission. Commission is good, I agree. But it brings out the worst as well as the best in people. In a commission based environment, you can really see the claws/knives/pen come out into play. But in any case, I think this motto holds true(for commission la)

"Don't do unto others what you wouldn't like to be done to yourself."

Cause if you do, your sales will suffer. Period. A little something called Karma.

Posted by melvin at 1:29 AM

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Two of the 7 are out of town, what happened to the rest? Let's take a look.

Xixi and Prisc(Holiday-ing)

Linus and Nicole(Erm, don't know. They don't seem to be working)

Stella(Ever busy with her project in school)

Kat(Looking for job. Slacking in the mean time. Haha.)

Alwyn and Me(Working for the next 4 days. After that it's back to job search)

Which I hope that we will not kena any shitty jobs(bad memories from the previous holiday) and let the moo-lah roll in.

Posted by melvin at 4:59 PM

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Haha. It's holidays and what am I doing?

This.

The Tits, Ass and Cuteness test.
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=15912893200295081418

Curvy and Naughty
Raw score: 51% Big Breasts, 45% Big Ass, and 60% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test. Note that you like women overall curvier than average.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos!

The 3 variables tracked:
You scored higher than 61% on tit-size
You scored higher than 47% on ass-size
You scored higher than 48% on cuteness

Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel Laetitia Casta and Actress Angelina Jolie.

My conclusion: I do agree to a certian extent. About the celebrities part. Haha. But I really don't fancy skinny girls maybe that's why.

Would You Have Been a Nazi test
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17675020579094199926

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic

Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.

The 3 variables tracked:
You scored higher than 12% on brainwashworthy
You scored higher than 72% on antitolerant
You scored higher than 63% on patriotic

My conclusion: Oh well. Guess I'd be a Nazi. HAHA.

Posted by melvin at 3:05 PM

Got bored again. Try this tests.

BBC - What am I like? Test
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/mind/surveys/whatamilike/index.shtml

My result
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/mind/surveys/whatamilike/index_5.shtml?personality_type=strategist

Conclusion
I don't really think I'm a strategist. I can't play strategy games to save myself and I do stuff spontaneously.

the Idiot Savant

(38% dark, 53% spontaneous, 68% vulgar)

your humor style:
VULGAR SPONTANEOUS LIGHT

You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'.

Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy KimmelY

The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -

If you're interested, try my latest: The Terrorism Test

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 25% on darkness

You scored higher than 60% on spontaneity

You scored higher than 93% on vulgarity

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Conclusion
This is more like it. Haha. For those who don't know what Idiot Savant means,

Idiot Savant: A mentally retarded person who exhibits exceptional skill or brilliance in some limited field (as mathematics or music)

Even though I have the capability to enjoy ~~most~~ all types humour, I am NOT mentally retarded.