Saturday, February 18, 2006

Last of day school just over. In the past(primary and secondary), the last day of school meant holidays. InPoly, it means the same thing. Two months of holiday.

"Wa! Two months ah? So long man."

But wait, there's a catch(there ALWAYS is).

That two month holiday includes *gasp* EXAMS. Bloody, freaking exams. That's the sad reality of it. Speaking of reality, I just found out the immense power of Peer Pressure.

Take this scenario that just happened a few days ago for instance.

Antony buys some Wanton Noodles. Mingfui, Alwyn and I bought bread(pathetic) to munch on. The rest not eating anything. He digs in, and we can hear every sinful, sickening sound he makes when he sucks up the noodles.

Alwyn: Wa lau Antony. You know you eat like that make me want to eat also.

Mingfui and Me: Yeah la!

Antony: Bo bian. I very hungry then buy one.

So Mingfui, Alwyn and Me went to buy. And in the end, EVERYONE got a bowl of noodles infront of them.


Hows THAT for Peer Pressure?

Totally laughable. This is an excellent marketing scheme by the way. With one bowl of noodles, spawns six others. The auntie at the Noodles Stall must be happy.

Speaking of which, the latest scandal in NYP has caused quite a stir among the students(literally. Mostly guys getting 'stirred' up. Haha.) which prompted me to generate this list. Due to lack of brain juice, I could only come up with five.

Top 7 places NOT to keep your self made porn flicks

7. In the school computer(Duh.)

6. Thumbdrive together with your presenation(You: Our presenation is about *shows video* NO! AHHHHH!)

5. Desktop of your computer, renamed to "Funny clip" (Dad: I'm bored. Let's take a look at this.)

4. Desktop of your computer, NOT renamed (Dad: Me and *fill in blank*?)

3. In your bag(Sure to drop out when you're being checked for bringing a handphone to school)

2. Your partner's handphone(Especially if it contains someone else. And would you be dumb enough?)

1. Your handphone(Which can be easily stolen by a rival and uploaded and sent to everyone in the school.)

Ideas contributed by Charlene, Elvis and Sihua.


And on the way to AMK, we saw this


Wa. Si beh shiok leh.

Wish we could all be like that.

Posted by melvin at 11:28 PM