Saturday, January 28, 2006

Finally finished my stint as a Tiger Beer Promoter. As usual, customers people asked stupid questions.

I mean, what's new right?

Guess what? I've just realised that there are a certian percentage of people that without free gifts, refuse to make the purchase.

Does this mean you're buying the thing ONLY for the free gift? No? You sure make sound like it.

Person: "Eh, buy Tiger got gib anitin?"

Me: "Erm, no more stock for free gift already. Cause it's while stock lasts."

Person: "Errrrrrrrrrr. Dun wan liao."

*walks off*

Me: *rolls eyes*

I'm sorry, but aren't the gifts like bonus for buying the product(in this case, Tiger Beer)? If let's say you're aim is to get the free gift, why not try this. Buy the product, I give you the free gift, and I take the beer. That way EVERYONE is happy =D.

Don't start that crap about not giving free gifts and being short changed. While stock lasts means while stock lasts. I'm not the bloody factory, and neither do I have the power to cough/produce Gold plated RU YI plates from my ass. No, thats reserved for some other people.

Another thing is if there's no promoter, there shouldn't be any free gifts given out(APB is strict on this). But after stating that, people still thrust reciepts into my hand and demand ask for it. So which part exactly do you not understand? The "No promoter, no free gift" or the "Free gift given out only when promoter is around" part? Take note, they are the same. Haha.

After having to put up with multitudes of completely idiotic and neow requests, I finally appreciate how much better school life is.

Okay, not very much better but marginally. At least I don't have to answer stupid people and their questions. Shit, the dizzyness is getting to me.

Posted by melvin at 12:26 AM