Friday, September 09, 2005
time for another weird pic postWARNING: the following story(s) are fictional and any resemblance to characters living or dead is purely intended(or unintended, depending on your point of view)
once upon a time, there were 2 hoods
Biological Safety Cabinet (BSC for short)
and
Fume hood(Fume for short)
and
CO2 Incubator(Incu for short)
the trio were very good friends(they had to be, they were so near each other)
but that was before this came
the extremely, HOT, bubbly, Water Bath
both BSC and Fume fell in love with her at the same time
but unfortunately, she could only like one of them
and she chose BSC cause he had
and
and
on him. Fume very buay song this. so he called his friend
the Stomacher to help to beat up BSC
all these while Incu was away on holiday so he didn't know what happened
he was busy playing around with the 6 sisters
Dilution sisters
BSC was hurt real bad
his UV lamp was all broken
he couldn't even boost anymore
and the was part was
he WASN'T sterile anymore
water bath was seriously pissed with Fume
and Fume was laughing away
spouting ammonia gas and what not into the lab
she was so pissed that the temperature rose to extremely high levels
and it splashed onto the cable for Fume
and with the current
short circuited himself
Water bath could never forgive herself
so she offered her to him
the act of copulation
(i know i know! how can a water bath and BSC hood mate right? we'll see...)
crotchless underwear(i don't think water baths and BSCs have crotches but who cares)
ever wondered how long ur bf's banana/horse/wanker/monkey is? no, you don't need a ruler, all u need is this! condom with ruler markings! slip it on and watch it work!
edible undies. need i say more?
can't see details?
"omg! you're going in!" =X
a few weeks later
since she was underaged
the RUBBER POLICEMAN(yeap. that's what it's called. the gery rubbery thingy) tried to arrest BSC
turns out he ain't that weak either. he resisted arrest before
GIANT 70% ETHANOL arrived at the scene.
"RESIST ARREST, AND I WILL PERSONALLY SQUIRT MY STUFF DOWN YOUR THROAT!"(sounds weird)
BSC gave up and was taken in to custody
water bath was leaking all over the floor with emotion
he was found to be beyond redemption(and repair) and was scrapped
so ends a story
that's so damn lame
but hey
bet you have't seen this in a long time
