Tuesday, August 23, 2005

word of advice: be careful around toothpaste

why? cause this morning, when i was washing up(i'm half asleep 90% of the time), something unexpected woke me up in a very unplesant manner. the first mistake was to leave my specs beside the basin while i brushed my teeth. the 2nd mistake was not being alert. you see, as i was capping back the toothpaste(#$% brand), the cover accidentally slipped. and i can bet none of your toothpaste openings/mouths/hole(whatever you call it) is totally free from toothpaste. so the cap slipped and this fragment/drop/slime of toothpaste propelled(no doubt by my extremely heavy hand cause i was sleeping) into my left eye.

that was it.

suddenly, i was RUDELY JERKED back into Reality.

OMFG

do you know what it feels like to have hot, freaking toothpaste in your eye? concentrated some more. it feels cool in your mouth, but imagine how COOL it would be in your eye! that would be akin to putting an iceberg under your eyelid and leave it there to melt. i spent an additional 2-3mins to rise off the toothpaste.

i should have read the label on the cover(cause i wasn't wearing my specs). TOOTHpaste. not EYEpaste. how could i have been so dumb? *shakes head(not in despair but trying to clear out the stubborn particles of toothpaste still stuck in there)*


*intermission: school*


had another conversation with a friend(this time i'll reveal the name), Katherine Lim Su Khoon!(you can check out her blog here or click on the link Kat on the right)
wahahahaha.

k: ur blog sounds like mine
k: sadder every day
m: well, maybe someday all the rejects of the world will get together
k: ha ha!
m: and then every1 will be happy
k: yea, may be
k: -_-"
k: well, nice try
k: hahahaa
k: wait long long many
m: hahhahaha....
k: so many centuries and ive never heard of any period where every1 is happy
m: cause
k: someone's bound to be hurt
m: its not the end of the world yet
m: maybe when theres only 2 ppl left
m: then considered
m: the whole world is happy
m: cause technically
m: the whole world only has 2 ppl
m: *stupid laughing smiley i always put*
k: hahaha u leave me speechless!
m: *another stupid smiley*
k: ya and be sure the 2 person left are 1 boy 1 girl
k: if not.. eeee! homo!
m: they wil say
m: 1 guy and 1 girl to restart the earth
k: say simi.
m: and they will have to mate and mate
m: and mate.
k: tsk tsk.
m: then
m: they have to seperate the kids
k: the amount of vast land for their reproduced
m: so that they wont have to see each other
k: eeee
k: incest
m: then later when they're about 18
k: sure will have to incest what
m:the meet and reproduce
m: then
m: the defective genes will occur
m: and then only the strong will survive
m: and this will continue to populate the earth!
m: =)
m: my theory
m: haha
k: then the parent must have very unstable DNA
k: so that all the children have very very diff dna
k: so incest not tt bad
m: ....
k: then 1 must be AB blood the other O
m: they wont even noe theres such a thing called incest
k: so that... in future got all 4 bloodtype
m: cause they wont even noe they're frm the same family
k: but i know ma
m: HAHAH...
m: but you're dead already
k: ok
k: u can blog this conversation on ur blopg man
k: so though provoking

and so it here it is. would things really end up like that? with two people left to repopulate the world? or what's left of it(the world could only be a square metre large because of the nuclear bombs and all haha). would there be another Adam and Eve or humanity would just extinguish until the next Big Bang comes along and creates a whole new universe, with new species of unicellular organisms that would spawn the re-creation of another senient species? personally, i don't know. but i'd rather think about the ABC practical test tomorrow.




or a certain girl. ha.

Posted by melvin at 10:07 PM