Sunday, December 05, 2004
周杰倫 and 曾寶儀 - 屋頂之爆笑廚房版
(Jay) 半夜睡不著覺 ban ye shui bu zhu jiao
原來是巴豆腰 yuan lai shi ba dou yao
只好到廚房去吃一點東西 zhi hao dao chu fang qu chi yi dian dong xi
(Bowie) 睡夢中被吵醒 shui meng zhong bei chao xing
我還是不確定 wo hai shi bu que ding
廚房怎會有人在開冰箱的聲音 chu fang zen hui you ren zai kai bing xiang de sheng yin
我悄悄去房門 wo qiao qiao qu fang men
帶著球棒過去 dai zhu qiu bang guo qu
原來是剛才睡在我旁邊那個人 yuan lai shi gang cai shui zai wo pang bian na ge ren
(Jay)那個人不就是每天幫我煮飯的人 na ge ren bu jiu shi mei tian bang wo zhu fan de ren
我們都鬆了一口氣 wo men dou song le yi kou qi
(Jay)有麵線 you mian xian
還有兩個燒肉粽 hai you liang ge shao rou zongHo~Ho~
(Bowie)有麵線 you mian xian
還有兩個燒肉粽 hai you liang ge shao rou zongHo~Ho~
(Bowie) 再加上一點豆油膏 zai jia shang yi dian dou you gao
再把那麵線全部煮成一大碗 zai ba na mian xian quan bu dou zhu cheng yi da wan
(Jay) 再加上一點花生粉 zai jia shang yi dian hua sheng fen
煮成一大碗 zhu cheng yi da wan
(Both) 吃飽這時刻 chi bao zhe shi ke
這一分一秒汗流不止zhe yi fen yi miao han liu bu zhi
(Jay) 胃開始糾結 wei kai shi jiu jie
(Bowie) 該不會是那豆油膏 gai bu hui shi na dou you gao
快打電話去給那最近的醫院 kuai da dian hua qu gei na zui jin de yi yuan
(Jay) 還是過期的花生粉(Jay) hai shi guo qi de hua sheng fen
最近的醫院zui jin de yi yuan
(Bowie) 送醫這時刻 song yi zhe shi ke
這一分一秒腹瀉不止 zhe yi fen yi miao fu xie bu zhi
(Jay) 臉開始糾結 lian kai shi jiu jie
(Both) 今夜真倒黴 jin ye zhen dao mei
(Bowie) 剛才落屎是誰 gang cai luo shi shi shei
讓你落屎是誰 rang ni luo shi shi shei
整車的便便氣味環繞在我倆的身邊 zheng che de bian bian qi wei huan rao zai wo liang de shen bian
(Jay)是我～ 是妳～便便味環繞在我倆的身邊 shi wo shi ni bian bian wei huan rao zai wo liang de shen bian
(Bowie) 讓我害怕是誰 rang wo hai pa shi shei
讓你抓狂是誰rang ni zhua kuang shi shei
現在我很想找個地方躲一躲 xian zai wo hen xian zhao ge di fang duo yi duo
(Jay)是我～ 是妳～很想找個地方躲一躲 shi wo shi ni hen xian zhao ge di fang duo yi duo
Posted by melvin at 4:58 PM